Issue No. 28
Reds Bar Gazette
Christmas Issue
The Gazette would like to wish our loyal readers a Merry Christmas and a very prosperous New Year. With that being said, it is also the time of the year to look toward the less fortunate and try to make their holidays a little brighter. The Gazette has contacted many of the local charities and has been given some names and their personal wishes for the gifts they would like to receive. Here is the list that we have received.
Mike Helean: Some guts! He needs some guts to try to live up to the athletic boasts he has made over the last years and show up on the athletic field.
Von Richter: A Tim Tebow Blowup Doll! Von would like to have this doll to enjoy in the comforts of his own home rather than slobbering over Tebow in Reds during games.
Andy: A pair of long pants to keep him warm during the winter. Size unknown
Russ and Brian: Part time work! They are available Monday-Friday from noon to five.
Pat Ricci: Some clothes that won’t come off during football games.
Macy: A place where he can get some god-damn service.
George: A yellow upholstered bar stool so he can always find it the bar and limit walking on his bad foot.
Dewey and Ryan: Pet Wolves
Rock: A complete set of Encyclopedia Brittanica so he can awe us with more unbelievable facts and figures.
Sully: He would like a crow so he can eat it down at Reds in front of all the people he bet with on the Grizzly-Bobcat game.
Mo: An Opinion! You never know where he stands on any subject and he is reluctant to discuss it with anybody.
Happy Holidays |
