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Red’s Bar Gazette
No Lies – Just the TRUTH
The Gazette attended the funeral celebration of Kent Shaffer a couple of weeks ago and Kent had compiled a list that indicated that you may be a Northsider if you did the following things and it was very humorous and true. The Gazette has compiled their own list, but rather than being a Northsider, it will state that you may be a Reds Bar regular if:
You know which bar stool is George Richters
You have seen Ryan eat two big lunches in an hour
You have heard Rock tell a lie three days in a row
You can remember when Andy wore shorts
You know What Northside Kool-Aid is and who drinks it
You have heard Bondo abuse Tiger Woods
You have seen Big Ben drink at least ten different beers
You can remember when Otis came into the bar alone
You know all of Macys ten favorite NFL teams
You know that stool number four is for Ray Kolar only
You have seen CJ change his Chicago outfits twice in one day
You have seen Ricci in the bar without clothes
You have ordered Jimmy Johns at the bar at least ten times
You have had to ask Von at least 3 or 4 times to get some peanuts
You have bought several shorties for Schatzie
You can call Stubby Jeff and get away with it
You have got into an argument with Mo in the last month
And finally, you may be a Reds Bar Regular if Mike Helean has actually poured you a drink!!!!
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June 14th, 2013 |
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We welcome you to come on down to 217 Ryman street "Red's Bar" and check out our vast memorabilia collection, collected throughout the years, with your friends. From our Grizzly Football championship goal post to the largest football helmet collection in Montana, and much more.
Red's has two full service bars, eleven (11) plasma televisions [one 58", five 50 " and five 42 "], five (5) poker-keno games, a new pool table and "Big Buck Hunter" to accommodate our patrons.
Red's Bar carries sporting packages such as the DirerTV Sports Pack, NFL Sunday Ticket, ESPN Game Plan and Full Court, NBA League Pass and MLB Extra Innings displayed on eleven (11) strategically placed flat-screen plasmas televisions at. Come on down and support your favorite team with your friends, family, acquaintances, people to me on the street... just come on down and have a good time at Red's Bar, Missoula's Sport's Bar since 1952. Downtown, 217 Ryman - Missoula, MT. |
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