Red’s Bar Gazette
No Lies – Just the TRUTH

The Gazette attended the funeral celebration of Kent Shaffer a couple of weeks ago and Kent had compiled a list that indicated that you may be a Northsider if you did the following things and it was very humorous and true. The Gazette has compiled their own list, but rather than being a Northsider, it will state that you may be a Reds Bar regular if:
You know which bar stool is George Richters
You have seen Ryan eat two big lunches in an hour
You have heard Rock tell a lie three days in a row
You can remember when Andy wore shorts
You know What Northside Kool-Aid is and who drinks it
You have heard Bondo abuse Tiger Woods
You have seen Big Ben drink at least ten different beers
You can remember when Otis came into the bar alone
You know all of Macys ten favorite NFL teams
You know that stool number four is for Ray Kolar only
You have seen CJ change his Chicago outfits twice in one day
You have seen Ricci in the bar without clothes
You have ordered Jimmy Johns at the bar at least ten times
You have had to ask Von at least 3 or 4 times to get some peanuts
You have bought several shorties for Schatzie
You can call Stubby Jeff and get away with it
You have got into an argument with Mo in the last month
And finally, you may be a Reds Bar Regular if Mike Helean has actually poured you a drink!!!!

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